The Pope Visits Oregon
The Pope was excited to visit Oregon, and was cruising on a seldom used mountain road in the Pope-Mobile, when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless young man, wearing sandals, shorts, and a ‘Bush Lied’ T-shirt was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.