Halloween Under an Obama Administration
I need some more good stuff to post from the left, but since nobody’s sent me any, I’ll have to put this up…
I need some more good stuff to post from the left, but since nobody’s sent me any, I’ll have to put this up…
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers So that you can get in on theย ย Ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2009:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
The Pope was excited to visit Oregon, and was cruising on a seldom used mountain road in the Pope-Mobile, when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless young man, wearing sandals, shorts, and a ‘Bush Lied’ T-shirt was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
This is a pretty funny video, that’s not leaning either to the left or to the right side of the political spectrum…
It’s just funny ๐
The Average American
A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
WASHINGTON, DC – Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans.
The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills, education or ambition.
“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Senator Barbara Boxer.
As we head into election season, I thought that this image summed up what most politicians seem to be completely full of. Did you notice the license plate?
This is funny, regardless of your political persuasion. ๐
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